Why I Accepted My Job

You know, just recently, I realised the only reason why I took my job is coz before I accepted, they dangled the new intranet website in front of my face like a donkey to a carrot. No vice versa!

Now that the website is pretty much up and running - thanks to HP solving our problem. Which is quite ironic really!!!

I don't want my job anymore!!! Wooooohhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

I am so free. The one thing that motivated me to keep slogging away like a fucking oxen carrying all that weight - is its over!!! I feel like:

"The dishes are done - man!!!!" 80's movie - We Killed the Babysitter, the one with Christina Applegate and all those funny kids in it. Great movie!!!!!

So the curtain closes and I can now honestly say, I have the pulling power in my workplace to say, I am quitting coz my work is done here!!! So fuck off!! Yay!!!

I ought to have been the Project Manager (PM) all along. Fucking bitch of a cow who was given the ownership and power over me to fucking boss me around. Guess what, I ain't doing it anymore.

That Lesbo* can go fuck herself. I'm not going to have my creativity squashed anymore.

They can all go and fuck themselves!!! Yay, *Homer Simpson Dance* "I am so great!! I am so great!! I am so great!!! I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GREAT!!!!!"

Well the bible says, pride does come before the fall, and that is why Homer always ends up doing something dumb, coz he is really dumb. Selfishly dumb but so free!!!


Homer Simpson is my Hero!!!


*Please note that the term Lesbo is used in terms of endearment. I am somewhat flattered and I am taking score this year. [On how many girls/guys have crushes on me]. I've had two (2) lesbians who have had crushes on me throughout my life. I must be hot even when I am a fat arse!!

I guess that is the thing with Lesbos, they don't like guys, so they search for the love of a woman in any form. Most Lesbo's that I've met are fat. So there must be skinny ones out there somewhere, ewwwwwww I am not looking - ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ewwww ewwwww *with attitude*!!

I've always been totally hetero. Girls do nothing for me, I've got my own body I can love in a healthy self esteem way.